My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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