it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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