He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
