If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Do plants get herpes?
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