I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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