It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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