It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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