His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
tell me about the fingering
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