is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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