In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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