Whod you bang
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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