you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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