Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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