hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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