I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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