Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I mean a good dj is a huge turn on

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(410): View more from Maryland

i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.

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(407): View more from Florida

Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.

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(904): View more from Florida

He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.

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Which I appreciated.

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(214): View more from Texas

Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder

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(423): View more from Tennessee

DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!

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(813): View more from Florida

The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.

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