Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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