there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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