sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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