i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Iām a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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