my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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