I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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