I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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