I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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