Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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