If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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