i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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