sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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