When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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