Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
