I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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