I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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