I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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