I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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