Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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