"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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