Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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