If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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