But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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