brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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