You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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