just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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