By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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