Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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