if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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