Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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