Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I want a musical about memes.
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