What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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