Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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