Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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