They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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