He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
