Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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