i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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