i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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