Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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