You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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