I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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