i think i have herpe
just one?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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